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Miss Cook

  • Edward Cullen/Viagra Parody

    CHARACTERS Edward CullenViagra Woman Enter EDWARD Picks up phone and dials the number from the TV *ring, ring, ring* RECORDING: Hello, you have reached the Viagra Hardline... Scuse me, HOTline. ...

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